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Game Review: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (Xbox 360)

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Clean the Doritos cheese dust from your fingers and grab your headset, it's time for some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. There will be blood, sweat, and way too many acronyms ahead.

Moive Review: The Princess Bride

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Existing in a realm that takes itself seriously enough to present a well made package, but not hardly enough to end up as another way-back-when movie where the characters are always grimacing or dying like Jesus, is not easy. The Princess Bride manages to do just that, complete with lots of charm and Andre the Giant. Holy shit!

Game Review: Assassin's Creed (Xbox 360)

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A videogame about human nature and free will, Assassin's Creed tells the story of Desmond Miles, a young man who finds himself reliving the memories of his assassin ancestors through the use a fancy-pants machine called the Animus. Most of the gameplay has the player spend time as Altair ibn-La'Ahad, a bad ass Assassin roaming around through the Third Crusade, stabbing people in the jugular in true assassin fashion. Every now and then I play a videogame that is so awesome that it literally hooks me like a coke habit, and Assassin's Creed is definitely one of them. Everything from the impressive voice acting to the look of the in game menus reminded me that the developer team, Ubisoft Montreal, really cared about this game.

Life Lesson: A poop joke a day keeps the class away!

This is a momentous moment, everyone. Oh yes we can definitely feel the electricity in the air as this is the first actual content that I am posting here. The plan is to keep this up three times a week on a MWF schedule, and if this proves popular I'll keep this up and perhaps change up a few things. Content will include life lessons, game reviews, and any topics of interest that I find comical. Also, despite the amazingly creative theme of the site, expect it to change in the future once I can actually create something somewhat creative.
Now here it is! A life lesson for the confused masses...

A new beginning... Let's start with poop

Poop. Many things give me poop like fast food, eating mashed potatoes in the morning and buffalo wings. I guess that I inherited my father's bitch-stomach, oh well. Yeah this post's only purpose is for me to experiment with my blogs look and feel for the next few days until I finalize a look, at which point I will be posting some content. Til' then, happy pooping. n_n