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Game Review: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Xbox 360)

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"This game is wrong. Sloppy Hot Pocket wrong" are the words that resonated throughout Plus Minus Infinity's first impression of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Well one combined liter of blood, sweat, and tears later and I am here to report that after completing this game...

5 Examples of Fake Longevity in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

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Please read my Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood review before checking out why I secretly hate this game so much.

Movie Review: Spirited Away

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Mix every Disney movie that you have seen, two cups of bizarre, Japanese culture and what do you get? You get Spirited Away, and not that other thing involving tentacles that you probably weren't thinking about until you read this sentence.

Flash Flood #3: Russians and Explosions

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What would you do if totally-not-Russian bears launched a military campaign to take over your city? "That sounds completely retarded," I imagine you saying right now. But please understand that in a world where Super Smash Bros can be remade by fans into a 100%, damned awesome flash game, anything is possible. That is why I bring to you now three more flash games, and yes, there are bears (As usual simply click the related image to play the game).

First Impression: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

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This game is sloppy Hot Pocket wrong.

Game Review: Battlefield 3 (Xbox 360)

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Releasing trailer after trailer that debuted such provocative taglines as "Above and Beyond the Call", there is no doubt about what other major FPS franchise that EA lined up in it's sights with its newest blockbuster. Does Battlefield 3 land the perfect head shot? Or is but a mere flesh wound in the proverbial shoulder of Call of Duty? Read on to find out.

Flash Flood #2: Mario's Damned Awesome

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For Nintendo, the mustachioed man is probably one of their most prized franchises, plastering the iconic man on everything from ridiculous sports games to great 3D platform games. So it's no surprise to find entire websites containing lists of Mario related flash games. For this week's Flash Flood, I've picked out three games that you will definitely enjoy, check them out after the jump.

Game Review: Assassin's Creed II (Xbox 360)

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Along with many gameplay and style tweaks, Assassin's Creed II brings to it's self-created genre many new tweaks, like slicker free running and two hidden blades instead of one, but are these changes enough to keep fans of the series and newcomers happy? Read on to find out.

Flash Flood #1: Duckmageddon

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It's the year 2004. You log into cartoonnetwork.com to play free-to-play flash games because bored.com's yo momma jokes grew stale after eight long years somehow. It was time where we thrived on those easy to pick up and play indie games, long before online gaming meant being called a shitlicker over Xbox Live. Join me on a weekly journey through the fantastic world of indie games. Free to play and delightfully fun, let this be our first Flash Flood.

Movie Review: Pokemon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life

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A movie about selling toys, Pokemon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life leaves nothing to the imagination throughout it's 94 minutes of predictable events and painful writing. If you have seen any of the Pokemon movies, you know what to expect. Hell, you'll know what to expect even if you have not seen any Pokemon movie.