Total Top Mirage and Power Bottom Cliffjumper Are the Perfect Valentine's Day Couple

Ah, do you smell that? That's love, baby, emanating from the 2021's cutest couple: Mirage and Cliffjumper; just in time for Valentine's Day. 

Okay, these photos were taken last fall, but still, Earthrise Mirage and Siege Cliffjumper's love weather's any storm, season, or any amount of disproportionately angry Redditors unable to descern reality from fiction.

This review is going to be quite short because both of these figures are fantastic. Cliffy, the small red one who's obviously a power bottom, achieves GOAT status. 

Them big ol' feet is how he generates most of the power.

Yes, the rear of his Mitsubishi Station alt mode must be removed completely during transformation and can be placed on his back in robot mode if you want to place it there. No, that does not bother me at all. He looks stubby and cute as a robot, and both modes are dripping in paint, panel lines, and too-good-to-be-true articulation. 

Mirage, a space alien F1 car bot, has all of the same goodness as his partner, with exception to his vehicle mode. Not only did we never get a version with a more realistic alt mode, his car mode's rear needs major cleaning as his arms and chest are just hanging out there. 

Sorry I didn't photograph that part of Mirage's vehicle mode. You think I would've huh? Yeah, well, I also think more than 6 people would read these so here we are, both lookin' foolish.🤷‍♀️

Not that having a clean rear matters to Mirage, who is a total top on the down low, unsure of how Optimus will take the news he's been in a homorobotic relationship for over 3 decades. No matter, deep in his spark he loves nothing more than Cliffjumper and bulk quantities of Castrol GTX High Mileage. With the combined miles between their bumpers and tailpipes, they need it. 

Well. There you have it. Happy Gay Robot Valentine's Day.